Things you'd really like to say at work:
- I can see your point, but you're still full of crap.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronouce.
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
- Ahh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
- And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
- This isn't and office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
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