Top bumper stickers you would like to see:
- Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
- Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
- The proctologist called... they found your head.
- Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
- Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
- Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
- I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
- Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."
- Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
- Hang up and drive!!
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