A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by next Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.
Susie said, "He was born in a manger."
Bobby, said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple."
Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how
to drive it."
Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Little Johnny?"
"From my Daddy," replied Little Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him: Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?" |
