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A guy walks into a bar and orders 5 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "5 shots?"

"Yes", the guy says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender replies, "hell let me buy you 1!"

"No thanks" the guy says, "If 5 don't get the taste out of my mouth, then the 6th wont matter!"